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My younger sister just bought a house. So my mother went see her, leaving me alone for a week. Oh wait did I forget to mention that my birthday is in 2 days? FMF

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Mar 16, 2010 12:00 PM - Parents - by birthday girl

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My boyfriend and I broke up about 3 months ago.. Im still in love with him but am trying to move on.. I was having a good day and then my mum walks into my room and asks me " are you over him yet?" My day was immediately ruined.. FMF

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Mar 15, 2010 09:52 PM - Parents - by awesome

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My boyfriend and I went to my brother's house to visit him and his wife. My brother just got home from work and shook my boyfriend's hand and engaged in conversation. My brother then said hello to me and punched my shoulder. My boyfriend then laughed and proclaimed my brother liked him better. FMF

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Mar 15, 2010 09:45 PM - Parents - by Loving

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My boyfriend broke up with me because he said he wasn't ready for a relationship but still wanted to be friends. I didn't eat for a week and wouldn't talk to anyone. My mother guessed what happened and said "It's ok, you'll get over it" and proceeded to watch TV. FMF

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Mar 15, 2010 09:42 PM - Parents - by Loving

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I was at the grocery store with my mom when she picked up Vienna Sausages and said that they looked like little boys. I'm scarred. FMF

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Mar 14, 2010 12:36 PM - Parents - by Scarred4Life

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Yesterday I was walking home, and as I was walking home I saw ten half naked guys run out of my house, quickly I ran to see what was the matter, I saw my mom naked with all this shit all over her I'll never be the same again. FMF

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Feb 26, 2010 10:04 AM - Parents - by Disturbed child

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My dad finds it necessary to tell me I'm getting fat on a regular basis and even sent my mom to my college for an 'intervention.' I was sick and didn't eat anything for a week. Now he says I look healthy and skinny. FMF

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Feb 24, 2010 03:37 AM - Parents - by fatsicky

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Today, school closed early because of the snow. I came home to find my mum masturbating while watching "The Dog Whisperer." FMF

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Feb 22, 2010 03:45 PM - Parents - by Anonymous

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Yesterday I found out my husband has been cheating on me with a 300 lb 45 year old lady. Explains all my vaginal infections. FMF

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Feb 20, 2010 12:08 AM - Husbands & Wives - by lorenabobbit

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We told my father that my grandmother had passed away and that my grandfather had climbed into the bed she died in and began to cry once they took her out of the house. My father replies with, "Well I assume he changed the sheets." FMF

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Feb 19, 2010 12:46 PM - Parents - by therza23

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