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Yesterday I was walking home, and as I was walking home I saw ten half naked guys run out of my house, quickly I ran to see what was the matter, I saw my mom naked with all this shit all over her I'll never be the same again. FMF

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Feb 26, 2010 10:04 AM - Parents - by Disturbed child

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My dad finds it necessary to tell me I'm getting fat on a regular basis and even sent my mom to my college for an 'intervention.' I was sick and didn't eat anything for a week. Now he says I look healthy and skinny. FMF

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Feb 24, 2010 03:37 AM - Parents - by fatsicky

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Today, school closed early because of the snow. I came home to find my mum masturbating while watching "The Dog Whisperer." FMF

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Feb 22, 2010 03:45 PM - Parents - by Anonymous

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Yesterday I found out my husband has been cheating on me with a 300 lb 45 year old lady. Explains all my vaginal infections. FMF

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Feb 20, 2010 12:08 AM - Husbands & Wives - by lorenabobbit

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We told my father that my grandmother had passed away and that my grandfather had climbed into the bed she died in and began to cry once they took her out of the house. My father replies with, "Well I assume he changed the sheets." FMF

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Feb 19, 2010 12:46 PM - Parents - by therza23

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Remember when my dad gave me those condoms? Well, this time, he dropped a stack of DVDs in my lap. Guess what it was? He said, "I wanted to wait until you were 18 to give them to you but I think you need it. Wrap it up. I don't want your brother seeing them." My brother was sitting right there. FMF

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Feb 17, 2010 09:49 PM - Parents - by Dev

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I recently found out my mom has known my Facebook password for about a year. The sad thing is, instead of respecting my privacy and telling me, she has read all of my inbox messages for a year. I am 18 and leaving for college soon and my parents still don't know the meaning of "privacy." FMF

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Feb 17, 2010 09:09 PM - Parents - by JK

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i asked my parents if i could go the hangout with my best friend at the park and they said i am a kid so i can easily get kidnapped! now i cant go! My younger sis(8) is allowed to go for her hangout at her friends house and my parents think thats ok, i am almost 15! FMF

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Feb 17, 2010 03:39 PM - Parents - by Mini

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I was visiting my grandad at his house with my mum one day, when I decided to visit my nan's memorial at the local cemetary. After paying my respects on the way back I met up with a friend and stayed out, when I got back, my mum said, "I bet you didn't even go to your nana's memorial!" FMF

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Feb 11, 2010 05:43 AM - Parents - by Anonymous

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My brother never has to do anything. All he does is sit on his ass and play video games all day. My parents expect me to do all the chores around the house, and when I question about him not doing anything I get bitched out. FMF

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Feb 10, 2010 03:55 PM - Siblings - by caylaismad

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